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  1. Yah yeet

    Yahahahahahawwwww

    This is Thanos Cat. You know what Thanos Cat is? Well, you see, it all started this one summer when my friend and I decided to visit Olive Garden. My friend did not especially like Oliver Garden. Here is the script for what happened: Enter: Olive Garden, the essential restraunt for...
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    Yahahaw Wassup

    Aye. Im AsianCatGod. On Minecraft my username is JHlN. Maybe you guys will see me around on the server. I only come on at the Biggest of times. Wats the biggest of times? Well you will just have to wait and see I guess. Sometimes there is smol time but you never know. I go fishing a lot. Its a...
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    When You Yeet

    When you yeet on that bleet And you be like I yote and now you gotta quote that boat with a choate with the driver wearing a coat dont worry he just wrote about a goat that had an oversized banknote because he failed to play an eighth note and a gracenote so he became a cutthroat and now he...
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    HAWT Korean Grill|18+|NSFW

    So I have this Korean BBQ Grill right here. The company who made it was actually a Japanese company named HAWT, which also went out of business right after releasing this product since it was too expensive to make and only cost $1. Anyway, here is a picture: https://prntscr.com/hg1k1n So yeah it...
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    The OPBlocks Drop Party

    So the drop party was announced pretty early, but everyone was prettymuch there before it was even close to starting. People were spamming fishing rods left and right at Amazing (even though he told people to not) and it overall was a 1 fps experience. Everyone in the teamspeak that I was in...
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    Happy Bday Piggeh

    Everyone say happy birthday to Piggeh! It was his birthday on Friday but I posted this today because I felt like it don't kill me please. This vid was made for Piggeh cuz I normally don't like recording stuffs
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    The Blind Bazer

    SuperPiggeh was a waiter at a restaurant. These are his accounts of what happened that one fateful night: Jesus pig god, ok so I am a waiter at vegan restaurant that's open really late and it's nearly 1 am and this family comes in and I'm so tired that I handed their BLIND SON, named Bazer the...
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    Appeal / Exposing xMochi

    Player Name: SuperJukebox Why shall thou unban thee: I haz evidence dat de Mochi is de hax and is de sucky when no hax. This is video proof evideeeance. Please wutch from head to toe. As you can de see, i kill de xMochi and de xMochi kill de me. Because I expooes thee, thee must do the unbann
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    The Mochi Story

    Once, there was a great warrior named xMochi she was a great warrior, did I already say that? Anyway, another great warrior named JustACookie showed up and wuzz like "Hey waddup doe?" xMochi decided that she loved JustACookie and a few days later, a great warrior named el MUCHA... I mean...
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    5000 IQ Questions

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? If God sneezes, what should you say? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? If a def person goes to court, is it still...
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    Origin Of The Cat God

    History of the Cat God The central Andes are a region of geographic extremes, a perfect area for cats. In the 1100s, the Incans began to travel north from their highland plateaus, and ran into some cats in a fertile mountain valley. Happy to find a stable source of food, they slaughtered and ate...
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    Talking On Planes

    This is made for entertainment and comedy. It is not made to offend anyone. (So everyday, Muslims are getting discriminated against. A muslim family made up of a mother, father, son, and daughter were talking about the safest place to sit on the plane. Some Americans overheard them, thought...
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    [what if?] The Question Inbox

    BTW: THIS THREAD IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. IF YOU DO NOT THINK IT IS FUNNY, THEN DONT COMMENT "IT'S NOT ENTERTAINING" BECAUSE TO OTHERS IT IS Q. Would it be possible to get your teeth to such a temperature that they would shatter upon drinking a hot cup of coffee? -Shelby Hebert Me: Thank you...
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    Mochi - A Diverse Story

    So if you guys didn't know, Mochi is a type of Japanese ice cream. It has a soft dough shell and ice cream on the inside. This is a story of what happens when I go buy Mochi. Once again, this is a COMEDY SKIT THING, but not as nerdy as the one from yesterday. Enjoy! So I arrive at an Asian...
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    Physics In Minecraft

    Attention: It might look long, but trust me, it will go by in no time. Hopefully, you will laugh as well :D So I have always wondered what would happen if I threw an actual sword in the OPBlocks PvP arena at 90% of the speed of LIGHT (don't ask) against a few of Bazer's Gang Members. So I did...
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    History of Bazer's Gang

    PvPNerds is a gang owned by Bazer filled with Campers and it’s BEAUTIFUL! In the year -1,000,000,000 the gang might not have been here. In the year 2016 it was there, and people could join it, so some people joined it. Then it got boring, some Blackmarkets passed by, but PvPNerds still gained...
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    Spammers

    So one day, this guy that went by a name that is something like "asdasasasdasdasd" got onto OPBlocks. It was around 8:00 in the morning, and no staff members were on. Only about 8 people including me were active on Chat. But then came asdasdasdasd. "---------<>-------" he typed. "Ok" I say...
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    Good Bye (For Now)

    Hey guys, this is SuperJukebox. Some of you might know me for evading my DDoS threat ban around a million times, and some might know me for buying SuperPig a rank. Some might know me for giving away free money, and some might know me for well, being me. I am here to confess that I was just...
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    Some Common Sense

    Before any Staff / anyone in general reads this, I would like to say that this is not attacking any staff members. Just somethings I have noticed during my time on this server. So i was banned for joking DDoS (or apparently ACTUALLY DDoS threating someone according to rules), and I then was...