5000 IQ Questions

[Yah yeet]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

If God sneezes, what should you say?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

[lightbluegirl]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The ones on either side of me, people next to me don't need one.

If God sneezes, what should you say?
Ask if he would like a tissue.

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Put one around his ankle and the other around his hand.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
No, in a life-death situation I think they would give up being synchronized.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
The branches have nothing on them.

If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Easier to make a square box than a round one.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Humans aren't exactly smart.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
They are saying that they want you to have a bad sleep.

 

[Chrissehh]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The one on the right

If God sneezes, what should you say?
Bless you

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
You don't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
Synchronised drowning !?!?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
because memes

If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Well someone didn't do so well at maths

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Because we're out of this world !

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because those people actually can't sleep

 

[SuperPiggeh]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

The right one.

If God sneezes, what should you say?

Bless you.

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Leg-cuff him.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?

No, I don't think it works like that.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Because money doesn't grow in banks either, that's irrelevant.

If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?

Yes, that's the correct term for it, it has nothing to do with the sense hearing.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because one, square boxes are easier to make, and two, its easier to get pizza out of square boxes.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

They're using the metaphor incorrectly.

 

[Crazydanielcraft]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The ones next to me. In our theaters we have two arm rests per person.
If God sneezes, what should you say?
Oh God.
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
You just dont
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
No... thats not what a synchronized swimmer is...
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
They dont...
If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?
No. Not at all.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because pizza people are awesome
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Idek... ask NASA
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because thats probably what they want you to do

 

[Rizuri]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Left rows-Right arm, Right rows-Left arm, Centre rows-Right arm

If God sneezes, what should you say? Bless yourself

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?Cuff his ankles

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too? Yes, but they also have a synchronized rescue team.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? They have branches but not leaves. You put the money in to make the branches green so the banks become trees. Therefore, trees grow from money.

If a deaf person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing? Yes because "hearing" has two definitions.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? It is easier and cheaper to cut out square boxes.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? People never felt that carrying their luggage was a problem till the 90s when people had big families and traveling became very common such as holidays, carrying 10 bags became a hassle. Russia and U.S. felt that racing to the moon was much more beneficial than using their money to improve the quality of life for their people.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Because when babies are sleeping they are calm and carefree so saying that one "sleeps like a baby" means he can sleep in peace without care regardless of how long he sleeps.

 

[DdubsRulez2]

[QUOTEAt a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The one on your left and right, you just have to share.
If God sneezes, what should you say?
Bless you.
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
You don't.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
No.
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
The same reason government has branches.
If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?
Yes.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Square boxes are easier to make and create less waste, and it makes getting the pizza out of the box easier.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
The whole US was focused on the space race at the time, not re-inventing luggage.
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Even though they wake up every two hours, when they are asleep they sleep very peacfully.

 

[BelugaWhale]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
I never use neither so idrc

If God sneezes, what should you say?
Do you mind?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
With a taser

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
Yes.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Because of banks thinking they are natural

If a DEF person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?
Might wanna use a vocabulary next time

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because it's easier to carry, and easier to fit since most bags are square...

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Because USA and Russia had their race with nazi rocket scientists.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because they wake up 24/7

 

[DdubsRulez2]

Might wanna use a vocabulary next time

"use a vocabulary"

 

[Itri Lachgar]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Don't touch my armrests!

If God sneezes, what should you say?
Ummmmmmmmmm, "Human bless you"?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Call Harambe from the heavens. Or that 3 year old he kidnapped.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
Yes.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Blame Trump.

If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?
No, it's considered a "smelling".

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because square pizza comes in a round box.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Blame Obama.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because you gave a mouse a cookie.

 

[BelugaWhale]

"use a vocabulary"

Excatly
(I know i misspelled it but it was at 11:43PM)

 

[Yah yeet]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The one on the right

If God sneezes, what should you say?
Bless you

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
You don't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
Synchronised drowning !?!?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
because memes

If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Well someone didn't do so well at maths

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Because we're out of this world !

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because those people actually can't sleep

I believe that this is the best response

 

[WhyShouldIEver]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The right ones.

If God sneezes, what should you say?
Bless you.

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Legcuff him.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others drown too?
There's only one, so no.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Because you branch off to make more money.

If a def person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?
There's two different definitions.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because the corners are the best part.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
People weren't lazy back then.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
A child has no worldly worries to keep awake or lose sleep over, and so can sleep peacefully. A man who has no worries can as well "sleep like a baby".




I'm pretty convinced at least 7/9 are correct lol.

 

[DdubsRulez2]

I'm pretty convinced at least 7/9 are correct lol.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because the corners are the best part.

I love the corners of cardboard boxes too xd