This is made for entertainment and comedy. It is not made to offend anyone.
(So everyday, Muslims are getting discriminated against. A muslim family made up of a mother, father, son, and daughter were talking about the safest place to sit on the plane. Some Americans overheard them, thought they were talking about something else, and got them kicked off the plane!) True Story ^^^
I mean, there are obviously some things that you don't say on the plane. You don't just go onto the plane, stroll down the isle, and say "Hi, Jack!!!" I mean, even if you aren't hijacking the plane, just don't say that stuff!
Also, for those people out there who don't look American/White, just speak your other language (if you have one). This way, no one will know what you are talking about. But, there are some languages that will seem threatening to the obvious American. You don't just stroll down the isle and say "سوف أكل تشيز برجر!" It will freak some Americans out! So a good idea is to say something but also add some nice English words at the end.
For example "أكل القط اليوم وغدا STRAWBERRY!"
"أرى طائر في قبعتك RAINBOW!"
"وسوف تأخذ اثنين من أكوام من القطع النقدية LOLIPOP!"
What will Americans think then? You're going to hijack a plane with icecream?!
Based off of the Ted Talk: "Maz Jobrani: A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar ..."
Once again, thanks for reading!
(So everyday, Muslims are getting discriminated against. A muslim family made up of a mother, father, son, and daughter were talking about the safest place to sit on the plane. Some Americans overheard them, thought they were talking about something else, and got them kicked off the plane!) True Story ^^^
I mean, there are obviously some things that you don't say on the plane. You don't just go onto the plane, stroll down the isle, and say "Hi, Jack!!!" I mean, even if you aren't hijacking the plane, just don't say that stuff!
Also, for those people out there who don't look American/White, just speak your other language (if you have one). This way, no one will know what you are talking about. But, there are some languages that will seem threatening to the obvious American. You don't just stroll down the isle and say "سوف أكل تشيز برجر!" It will freak some Americans out! So a good idea is to say something but also add some nice English words at the end.
For example "أكل القط اليوم وغدا STRAWBERRY!"
"أرى طائر في قبعتك RAINBOW!"
"وسوف تأخذ اثنين من أكوام من القطع النقدية LOLIPOP!"
What will Americans think then? You're going to hijack a plane with icecream?!
Based off of the Ted Talk: "Maz Jobrani: A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar ..."
Once again, thanks for reading!
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