I idenfity....

[Falchon]

I identify as a helicopter.

 

[OMG_Its_Rock]

i identify as a loser who drinks coke.

 

[fox]

I identify as a trans-transgender queer.

 

[BasiliskHill]

I identify as a poor person with no income.

 

[2good2betrue]

I identify as a dumb Asian

 

[OMG_Its_Rock]

I identify as a dumb Asian

I identify as a dumb spanish kid.

 

[timeflies]

I identify as a nub.

 

[Yakub_]

i identify as a ''hacker''

 

[angyma]

I identify as a proud American Nazi monkey.

 

[CowOfSteel]

I identify as Cowie.

 

[Cyclone]

I identify myself as a person sitting somewhere doing something

 

[Rizuri]

I identify as a Hype-train.

 

[Chrissehh]

Hopefully I identify as something as majestic as this.... exx dee

 

[soyup]

I sexually Identify as a Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies. People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is impossible and I'm ****ing ******ed, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins, 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary. If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. *tip*

 

[FencingGreyhound]

I identify as a redneck need that knows there are 2 genders and 1 transition between

 

[DdubsRulez2]

I identify as a peeled potato.

 

[ShiroHibikii]

I identify as a weeb.

 

[Beasst]

I identify as a weirdo

 

[34D]

I identify as a turtle who doesn't need a Squirtle to be a master at pokemon go

 

[WhyShouldIEver]

I identify as an iPhone and everybody else is an android. I'm pretty af, but I'm stupid