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Important [OFFICIAL] Funniest Joke Contest

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AidanBubbers

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Hi all my amazing OPB Players, I am here today with an event that should be full of laughs. The event is going to be a Funniest Joke Contest now how this will work is simple. You can post as many jokes as you want (be reasonable though) with the answer included at the bottom. After a week or so I will lock the thread and go through all the jokes and pick the top 3. Those winners will receive prizes listed below.

1st Place: 2 Jumbo Keys or 2 Fantasy Keys
2nd Place: 1 Jumbo Key 1 Fantasy Key
3rd Place: 1 Jumbo Key 1 Fantasy Key

Inappropriate jokes will be deleted and will not count towards the contest.

Hope this event is fun and exciting for all of you. If you have any questions feel free to msg me on discord and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.
 
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In the cereal world, all cereals must level up to become the best cereal they can be. Today we are going to look at cereal C - Theta - 36 (CT3 for short) CT3 worked for days and days and got to level 4 which is what you need to be put in a box of cereal. He goes to the cereal box line for cereal that goes in milk (Milk line) its too long. He goes to the water line (Ew) too long. Soda line, too long. Lemonade line, too long. Choco milk line, too long. Then he thinks to himself let's try the Punchline! But there was none.

There is none
 
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You know about that guy who always wouldn't give anyone up till he couldn't just stop staying with people... well I know about him because...


We're no strangers to love
He knows the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give him up
Never gonna let him down
Never gonna run around and desert him
Never gonna make him cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt him

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give him up
Never gonna let him down
Never gonna run around and desert him
Never gonna make him cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt him

Never gonna give him up
Never gonna let him down
Never gonna run around and desert him
Never gonna make him cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt him

(Ooh, give him up)
(Ooh, give him up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give him up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give him up)

We've known each other for so long
His heart's been aching, but
He's too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how he's feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give him up
Never gonna let him down
Never gonna run around and desert him
Never gonna make him cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt him

Never gonna give him up
Never gonna let him down
Never gonna run around and desert him
Never gonna make him cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt him

Never gonna give him up
Never gonna let him down
Never gonna run around and desert him
Never gonna make him cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt him
 
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SkerixMC

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So this kid named Jose he was different then all the other kids.
His mom always wondered why he is different the she finally asked.

Jose was 3 years old and he loved peeing on trees for some reason.
"Mom asked why do you always pee on trees".
"Jose said because I'm tree".
So I love trees.
 
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
 
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