my house is on fire
the fire was set by the kings squire
he had a business called "arsonist for hire"
he said he didnt burn down my house, what a liar
he lives in a shire
i tried to go to his house but i got a flat tire
then i got stabbed by michal myer(s)
he then strangled my dead body with a wire
he stole my attire
he became a drug dealer and found a buyer
that guy got so much higher
he built up a drug empire
then he (michael myer(s)) got old so he had to retire
i never thought these events would transpire!
i swear i spent like 10 minutes thinking of this and typing it, so ya'll better not delete it because it has like 2 lines that aren't G rated