*This is 100% real and nothing was made up*
So I was at the skate park down by the beach and this kid was sitting in the middle of the ramp.
I was jumping over the ramp. He stood up and got in the way.
Me: Oi f*** off mate.
Kid: I wasn't in the way.
Me: pfft
Kid: *Gets dad*
Dad: Oi, come 'ere...