Uhh hello I am here for my uhh.. staff application?
Okay how old are you
Uhh... 9
Why do you want to be staff
I want my god, our lord and savior, mrcrainer to finally notice me
Previous punishments?
I was muted once for spamming "mrcrainer love me" in the chat
Anything else?
I once bought one of mrcrainer's strands of hair on ebay for over $500