Your worst dad jokes

[GabePlaysMC]

Just... It's exactly what it says.. give us your worst joke ever. I'll start.

“How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?"

They’re all girls, otherwise, they’d be uncles.

 

[JustMe03]

"Dad I'm hungry"

























"kys"

 

[far9448]

500 Bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many left?

Spoiler: Answer

499

In 3 simple steps how do you get an Elephant in a fridge?

Spoiler: Answer

1. Open the fridge
2. Put the Elephant in the fridge.
3. Close the fridge

In 4 simple steps how do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?

Spoiler: Answer

1. Open the fridge
2. Get the Elephant out
3. Put the Giraffe in
4. Close the fridge

The king of the jungle. The Lion. Is having a party and he invites everyone. Everyone comes except who?

Spoiler: Answer

The Giraffe because he's in the fridge!

A brave explorer is crossing an Crocodile infested river and walks straight over with no hesitation. How?

Spoiler: Answer

All the Crocodiles are at the party!

Once the explorer gets to the other side they drop dead! Why?

Spoiler: Answer

A brick hit them on the head!

 

[Goddessics]

500 Bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many left?

Spoiler: Answer

499

In 3 simple steps how do you get an Elephant in a fridge?

Spoiler: Answer

1. Open the fridge
2. Put the Elephant in the fridge.
3. Close the fridge

In 4 simple steps how do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?

Spoiler: Answer

1. Open the fridge
2. Get the Elephant out
3. Put the Giraffe in
4. Close the fridge

The king of the jungle. The Lion. Is having a party and he invites everyone. Everyone comes except who?

Spoiler: Answer

The Giraffe because he's in the fridge!

A brave explorer is crossing an Crocodile infested river and walks straight over with no hesitation. How?

Spoiler: Answer

All the Crocodiles are at the party!

Once the explorer gets to the other side they drop dead! Why?

Spoiler: Answer

A brick hit them on the head!

I question everything in life.

 

[therealestigg7]

I question everything in life.

I dont because I dont have one