BTW: THIS THREAD IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. IF YOU DO NOT THINK IT IS FUNNY, THEN DONT COMMENT "IT'S NOT ENTERTAINING" BECAUSE TO OTHERS IT IS
Q. Would it be possible to get your teeth to such a temperature that they would shatter upon drinking a hot cup of coffee?
-Shelby Hebert
Me: Thank you, Shelby, for my new recurring nightmare.
Q. How many houses are burned down in the United States every year? What would be the easiest way to increase that number by a significant amount (say, at least 15%).
-Anonymous
Me: Hello, Police? I have this website where people submit questions...
Q. Would dumping anti-matter into the Chernobyl reactor when it was melting down stop the meltdown?
-AJ
Fake Man: AJ, in recognition of your Chernobyl response efforts, we award you the "For God's Sake, What Were You THINKING?!" award.
Fake Woman: It's shaped like a VHS tape of the Star Wards Holiday Special.
Q. Is it possible to cry so much you dehydrate yourself?
-Karl Wildermuth
Me: ...Karl, is everything okay?
Randall Munroe is an awesome guy who answers hypothetical questions scientifically. These Q&A's are from his book called "what if?" (I hope this doesn't count as advertising since I'm pretty sure advertising on the forums is only bannable if its for another server.) Anyway, I just wanted to say this so I don't get sued xD.
Q. Would it be possible to get your teeth to such a temperature that they would shatter upon drinking a hot cup of coffee?
-Shelby Hebert
Me: Thank you, Shelby, for my new recurring nightmare.
Q. How many houses are burned down in the United States every year? What would be the easiest way to increase that number by a significant amount (say, at least 15%).
-Anonymous
Me: Hello, Police? I have this website where people submit questions...
Q. Would dumping anti-matter into the Chernobyl reactor when it was melting down stop the meltdown?
-AJ
Fake Man: AJ, in recognition of your Chernobyl response efforts, we award you the "For God's Sake, What Were You THINKING?!" award.
Fake Woman: It's shaped like a VHS tape of the Star Wards Holiday Special.
Q. Is it possible to cry so much you dehydrate yourself?
-Karl Wildermuth
Me: ...Karl, is everything okay?
Randall Munroe is an awesome guy who answers hypothetical questions scientifically. These Q&A's are from his book called "what if?" (I hope this doesn't count as advertising since I'm pretty sure advertising on the forums is only bannable if its for another server.) Anyway, I just wanted to say this so I don't get sued xD.
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