Get The Cookie - Forum Game

[Slouched]

Okay, so the rules are simple. I start out with a cookie. It is indestructible and as far as the human race yet knows, unedible. So, naturally, we all want it. But since I'm the brilliant mastermind who found it, I get it first. Now, the idea is to get the cookie, and keep it for as long as you can. So the person below me will come up with a smart answer to get the cookie away from me, and the person below him does that too, and so on and so forth. Now, I'll start:

I hide the cookie in a vault and throw it into the ocean.

 

[sergiosergio10]

i rob the vault and put it in your mom

 

[Clerisy]

I dissect your mom and put the cookie in the suitcase going to Canada.

 

[sergiosergio10]

And i come to canada and put it in your mouth

 

[DahKing]

I go to Canada and tickle her until she burps the cookie out and put the cookie in a cup of milk and leave it there. No cookie has survived malk. lol

 

[Nutrigrian]

I go to Canada and tickle her until she burps the cookie out and put the cookie in a cup of milk and leave it there. No cookie has survived malk. lol

But then I revive the cookie then shove it in my head

 

[Slouched]

I then slice your head in half and take the cookie to a galaxy far far away.....

 

[Stubbie]

I then slice your head in half and take the cookie to a galaxy far far away.....

I fly out in my outdated meme spaceship and smuggle the cookie in my fur back to planet earth

 

[Nutrigrian]

I fly out in my outdated meme spaceship and smuggle the cookie in my fur back to planet earth

I blow up the earth then the cookie bounces into space, were I catch it and it eat it

 

[camcard]

i open your mouth and take it out then eat it

 

[ShootingQuasar]

i open your mouth and take it out then eat it

I open your mouth and get the cookie, then I launch it into space.

 

[camcard]

i blow up space and i take the cookie from your remanders

 

[xAlphaCat]

I turn back time, kill @Custom so he can't make the cookie, bam

 

[Elijeh]

i open your mouth and take it out then eat it

Please do not necro post.

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