Howdy,
Today on this afternoon of October 7th, I, Robrussia, will be becoming an instructor. You might be thinking to yourself "Oh this will be terrible", well put your hand down-i'm the teacher and you are the student.
Now I will be teaching you the life stuff of shoes.
Now you might be thinking "i'm not human, i'm too cool for shoes", no that's dumb. Only Saito ("dad" a few versions ago) can have the right not to have shoes, because he spends so much time at the beach.
Why is a shoe:
It don't
Step 1:
Grab the shoe
Step 2:
Get your foot
Step 3:
Sign consent form (shoe must have consent)
Step 4:
Gently/gracefully place the shoe on the foot
Step 5:
Admire hard work
How to tie shoes:
This is a tied vs an untied shoe. You want a tied shoe.
If you can't see the difference, you need to relearn AP Calculus
Step 1:
Grab Laces
Step 2:
Knot them as many times in a row as you possibly can
Step 3:
Grab duct tape and wrap the laces, you want it as tight as possible
Step 4:
Watch as ankles turn purple
Step 5:
Watch your feet fall off
Why this method?
I have successfully just saved you money. You don't need to buy shoes ever again
Without feet, you can now apply for the Paralympics, and win gold medals
Congrats, you are now a winner.
Please comment below what subjects I should teach next. Let's make this a series.
Peace, Rob
Today on this afternoon of October 7th, I, Robrussia, will be becoming an instructor. You might be thinking to yourself "Oh this will be terrible", well put your hand down-i'm the teacher and you are the student.
Now I will be teaching you the life stuff of shoes.
Lets get to learning
What is a shoe:
What is a shoe:
First, A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot.
I like feet so let us protect them
Okay not in that way
I like feet so let us protect them
Okay not in that way
Now you might be thinking "i'm not human, i'm too cool for shoes", no that's dumb. Only Saito ("dad" a few versions ago) can have the right not to have shoes, because he spends so much time at the beach.
Why is a shoe:
It don't
How to put shoes on:
How have you made it this far without learning how to put shoes on...
Grab the shoe
Step 2:
Get your foot
Step 3:
Sign consent form (shoe must have consent)
Step 4:
Gently/gracefully place the shoe on the foot
Step 5:
Admire hard work
How to tie shoes:
This is a tied vs an untied shoe. You want a tied shoe.
If you can't see the difference, you need to relearn AP Calculus
Step 1:
Grab Laces
Step 2:
Knot them as many times in a row as you possibly can
Step 3:
Grab duct tape and wrap the laces, you want it as tight as possible
Step 4:
Watch as ankles turn purple
Step 5:
Watch your feet fall off
Why this method?
I have successfully just saved you money. You don't need to buy shoes ever again
Without feet, you can now apply for the Paralympics, and win gold medals
Congrats, you are now a winner.
Please use this opportunity to vote. My salary is based off of my reviews so please be kind. I have made it so it shows who rates me bad, and I will personally come and tie your shoes for you using this method if you vote poorly.
Please comment below what subjects I should teach next. Let's make this a series.
Peace, Rob
