Ask a stupid question, expect a stupid answer

[nathannn]

Sounds pretty simple, doesn't it?
Well, it is.

Ask a stupid question, and answer stupidly (to a certain extent)
Forum rules apply, as always, I'll go first.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Rizuri]

Sounds pretty simple, doesn't it?
Well, it is.

Ask a stupid question, and answer stupidly (to a certain extent)
Forum rules apply, as always, I'll go first.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the cow got 360 noscoped on the moon

My question: Why is the sky red?

 

[34D]

Answer : Because I killed a smeared blood over it.

Question : Why do cats go meow

 

[Chrissehh]

Answer: Because they are ruled by nyan cat !1

Question: how does one taste the rainbow?!

 

[LightSome]

Answer: get skittles xP

Question: why did the frog cross the road ?

 

[supergoku23441]

Answer: To get the flies swarming around the corpse of an animal

Question: Why are songs addicting to listen to?

 

[LightSome]

Answer: Niki minaj twerking to her music makes people watch it on repeat so people eventually imagine it through the song

Question: how did the fish drown ?

 

[BazerKing]

Answer: Because it saw my face

Question: On a scale of 1 - 10, how Facebook are you?

 

[Missie]

Answer - An average 69/10

Question - Do midgets have night vision?

 

[LightSome]

Answer: over 9thousand miles of night vision

Question:is hacking bannable

 

[Missie]

Question / Answer - Why would it be?

 

[Deleted member 3840]

Question: why does Chrissy smell?

 

[RainbowUnleashed]

Answer: She has a 1000 mile restraining order on all soap...

Question: Why do I have to breath?

 

[LuckyCommander]

Answer: to unleash the rainbows
Question: why?

 

[Deleted member 3840]

Answer: Chrissy will unleash her smell on you if you don't.
Question: Did Chrissy ever not smell?

 

[nathannn]

Nope, always has always will.

What is love?

 

[RainbowUnleashed]

Answer: Baby, Don't Hurt me... Don't hurt me... no more...

Question: What would happen in Chrissy were to take a bath? ;p

 

[DdubsRulez2]

Answer: Baby, Don't Hurt me... Don't hurt me... no more...

Question: What would happen in Chrissy were to take a bath? ;p

Answer: She would be wet.

Question: Why is it called a pineapple?

 

[Deleted member 3840]

A cactus made the pineapple

Why is spongebob a sponge?

 

[BelugaWhale]

A cactus made the pineapple

Why is spongebob a sponge?

Cuz of me being a bulldozer

Why am i so incredibly sexy? (look profile picture)