A Drunk Story

[34D]

We're going to play a game where I start off with a sentence and people keep adding on to make it seem like a drunk person wrote it. I'll begin.

Once upon a time,

 

[angyma]

I said hi to a pony made of diamonds that could speak French

 

[Mutah]

He then sat in a chair

 

[FencingGreyhound]

I put tacks on the chair.

 

[lightbluegirl]

Then, just like that, I was out.

 

[Rizuri]

When I woke up I had a door stuck to my back and Marshmallow bunnies tried to chase me and eat me

 

[lightbluegirl]

Still not thinking straight with the door in my back, I run into my car and begin to drive along a busy road at peek hour.

 

[34D]

and then a giant fire breathing panda appeared and its name was @Masterminer1128

 

[BazerKing]

I drove fast immediately as I looked through the back window of the car to see a Fire Breathing Panda chasing me. All of the sudden...

 

[Owl]

My car was picked up by a giant owl!

 

[34D]

That owl was from narnia

 

[angyma]

And it had lava in its eyes making it burn to live death good things

 

[Rizuri]

Then Harry Potter hit the owl with a stunning spell (stupefy)

 

[34D]

but the owl ate harry potter before he could land any more spells

 

[BazerKing]

But too late! The owl got a bit stunned after eating Harry Potter! And just before you know it, the owl dropped the car out of its legs and...

 

[34D]

BazerKing got rammed trying to get out of the car by a time traveling troll named...

 

[BazerKing]

Albert The Troll.

 

[Owl]

But the owl was better and got in a fight with the troll and won.

 

[far9448]

Then the troll walked away while playing minecraft on a brick

 

[34D]

But the brick came to life and summoned a black hole