Puns

[Rizuri]

I really don't know why I made this just post whatever frekin puns or jokes or whatever u can think of.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[Loganm1908]

I moved this to forums games cause it can be fun, just make sure no one post farms and tell me if they do

"Im bored"
"Nice to me you bored I'm Logan"

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved

 

[OMG_Its_Rock]

The puns better be eggselent. My puns and memes are the dankest but i want to give these guys a chance as i would demolish them if i showed a pun i actually made

 

[Gizmofire]

I was waiting for the sun to rise, then it dawned on me
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I tried to catch some fog. Mist.

 

[Rizuri]

I wasnt gonna get a brain transplant at first, then I changed my mind

How did I escape Iraq? Iran

 

[Chrissehh]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!


ahhaa that was very punny x3

see what I did there!!?11/!/1

 

[VSaucy]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!


ahhaa that was very punny x3

see what I did there!!?11/!/1

 

[Chrissehh]

 

[Rizuri]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To reach the other side
XD Lmao Rofl such jokes much wow
So funny
Amazing

 

[VSaucy]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To reach the other side
XD Lmao Rofl such jokes much wow
So funny
Amazing

Please end me

 

[Deathkiller1010]

Please end me

How do you want to go

 

[DdubsRulez2]

I moved this to forums games cause it can be fun, just make sure no one post farms and tell me if they do

"Im bored"
"Nice to me you bored I'm Logan"

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved

Posts don't count in extras, so they don't count here

 

[nathannn]

my dad crashed his car into a tree















at least now he knows how his

Spoiler: prepare for cringe

mercedes benz

 

[Rizuri]

If a man with no arms has a gun...Is he armed?

 

[Ouj]

my social life

 

[Rizuri]

XD @Ouj
Potato puns are so apeeling
Need an ark?I Noah a guy

 

[WhyShouldIEver]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbecue?

...

...

No not steak, so if you were thinking of that stop it.
This is actually a sad story that happened in 8134, a woman broke up with her husband and chopped off his limbs and barbecued him...



jk it was steak next time never believe the whyshouldiever

 

[nathannn]

why did the man quit his can making job?

Spoiler: dont do it

because it was soda-pressing

oh mah God

 

[FaZe_Shrek]

What do ya call a dank meme?



A dank meme... Duh

 

[FaZe_Shrek]

Ok heres a real pun

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

HUEHUEHUEHUEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHU



End me