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How to Egirl 101

Discussion in 'Tutorials' started by Goddessics, Mar 3, 2018.

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Would you be an egirl lmfao

  1. HELL YEAH

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  2. botch no.

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  1. Goddessics

    Goddessics Well-Known Member

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    How to egirl.


    Hi guys, I’m writing a tutorial on how to thrive and be well known on minecraft servers because that’s what we all want. This is a tutorial on egirling and probably ending up being a catfish. Egirling is an action of basically seducing a guy to get you items or buy you things ingame for a moderate or high price. Cat fishing is where you pretend to be a hotter person or a different gender, basically someone that you aren’t. Now I’m a girl so it’s going to be from a different point of view a bit. There’s always a way to get your way.


    There are a lot of ways to egirl. Egirling is actually an exhausting thing to participate in. You might think I’m joking but it’s emotionally draining as hell. Obviously you can achieve high standards and things while doing this. You need to protect your feelings and lie a LOT. You need to watch everything that you say and do. You need to not be desperate but also want something. Hungry but not starving lmfao. Well you need to act interested in the person you’re talking to and Pathos, Ethos, and logos your way into their heart. You need to know what they want from you and how to provide that.


    Starting the conversation. Basically you need to start the conversation without being awkward. DO NOT start it with “hi” or “hello” or anything like that. Start it out with “hey, I heard that you have a corner or something like that” be vague but also state what you want. If they immediately say “no” do NOT give up.


    The first way to egirl is to seduce the other individual. You need to act like you can basically give them a lap dance ingame. You need to shift on them? You want them to get turned on I guess? Well basically, promise them something inappropriate and they will keep talking to you. It’s as easy as that. When they finally give the item or whatever you want to you just whoosh off and log off. You also want proof of how you didn’t scam them. They will try to accuse you of scamming or hacking...I don’t know.


    The next way to egirl is twisting the words to get your way. It isn’t blackmailing but it kinda is so be careful lmfao. Basically you would just say hey and be like “Give me blah blah blah” but then you have to go and talk randomly for a while. Gain their friendship and then stab them in the back like a hoe. If the person gives too messages like “Yeah I’ll team with you” and then “if you give me 100B” just quickly screenshot the first one and then go in pvp. They will probably kill you but them they’ll get banned! Cause breaking a paid team is punishable.


    Egirl is fun to do and you can become popular lol. I hope you read this because this is hilarious to me. Kthxbye!

    @DdubsRulez2 @JustACookie you’re welcome!
     
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    far9448 Well-Known Member

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    dam thanks for this.
    beTTeR pUt iT To gOoD uSE
     
  3. Mutah

    Mutah Dedicated Member

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    well Sugar
     
  4. JustMe03

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    Thank you for all of this useful information, I'm sure gonna need this ;)
     
  5. OldieLocks

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    saddest part is this is real and true. Too many horny gamer nerds. All you need really is a voice changer to convince people.
     
  6. Suffocatings

    Suffocatings Senior Member

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    thanx for this!!! ill make surw to use it in the future
     
  7. GabePlaysMC

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    Needed this
     
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    How to become Goddessics
     
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    well to bad I wanna be a e boy u nerd
     
  10. _Sil3ntWolF_

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    Dont ask me what im going to do with this info....
     
  11. LightningSenpaii

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    Thank you for this helpful information. Though I think you should sent it to a news outlet so more people can see it.
     
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    did u lie to me
     
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    I think I did it wrong...
     
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    o gOsH
     
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    This is why you become the 'heartless b**** e-girl which so happens to be my specialty.
     
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    Roloed minecraft players

    That should be the title
     
  17. Goddessics

    Goddessics Well-Known Member

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    It’s a joke lmfao
     
  18. Galaxy

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    sad to hear you don't understand sarcasm.
     
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    I will make my own turtorial @Goddessics it will be better!
     
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    Goddessics Well-Known Member

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    One, you don’t egirl. Two, stop trying to be “cool”. Three, you’re seeming like an idiot.
     
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