Sorry for any confusion but i just want to clarify that i'm only voicing my opinion. but i feel like you should take my advice and utilize the detail you put into that into an actual, more serious application.
this is cool and all with the exceptional amt of detail, however I do feel like this is slight disrespect towards the staff members that actually had to read this. Again, the detail is impeccable but maybe try implementing it in a serious manner?
my question is why would you even do that as a joke? o_O i'm pretty sure making your age is a serious thing and probably cant be changed because of people trying to be sneaky.